Regimen

Drugs: Centrum multivitamin and 3g Arginine alpha-Ketoglutarate. B-vitamins, massive dose. Red bull, 3g more of Arginine alpha-Ketoglutarate. Red bull. Two cans Pabst Blue Ribbon, somewhat chilled.

Generally mornings are spent stumbling into the shower, but if it's an "AM" then I'm obligated to meet a friend at the gym for working out and occasionally vomit. Yesterday we went to buy sups from his grocery store: the Vitamin Shoppe. I got off relatively easily, only purchasing BODYTECH NoX 3000. You could feel the testosterone dripping off the hilariously unoriginal marketing campaigns. According to said marketing, I was supposed to feel extra pump and increased blood flow, but all I felt was uncomfortably horny from 8 to 2.

Needed Red Bull to push through the 3 o'clock hour, of course.

PBR is an interesting animal. According to the aforementioned friend, it won a frat house blind taste test. Freezing cold, it was a surprisingly good mate to my seared tuna. As it warmed, it began to smell more like the trash can right beside the 25 cent Coke machine at church camp that didn't get emptied the entire week.

Sticking to wine would be a good idea, I expect.